"Hi!" I greeted the cook enthusiastically, "Coffee, please---decaf!"
Coffee in the CanJames Anthony Anuskiewicz
M. Stanley Bubien
He shoved a mug toward me and grumbled, "Been watching your caffeine long?"
"Oh," I grinned, inhaling the sweet aroma. "Since the massacre."
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