"What a stud!" he bellowed. "If I ever yield offspring, I think I'll have a cow."
Talking Bull to the Proud SireTodd Hoffmann
and M. Stanley Bubien
Copyright ©1996 Todd Hoffmann and M. Stanley Bubien. All Rights Reserved.
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